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Libra Season Is Here—and So Are New Lustorascopes

Get in, babe, we’re headed to Libra season! Your homebody days are over for the foreseeable future because much like The Little Mermaid, you’ll find that you want to be where the people are. And once you get there, rest assured that you will shine like the dazzling diamond you are and also that your recent charitable accomplishments will be celebrated by all.

But hold on, how does that old Zen kōan go? Oh that’s right, “check yourself before you wreck yourself.” When you’re out making the scene, keep your pride under control or else run the risk of major league embarrassment. People might get the idea that you only did the right thing for the wrong reasons, and we don’t want that for you.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You’re a Fashion Icon, Aries

“Who are you wearing?” Everyone will be dying to know your secrets when it comes to your to-die-for outfits and trendsetting accessories. Now that you’re the center of attention, it’s time to flex that natural charisma and big, beautiful brain of yours to get your just desserts at work. The choice is yours—stay with your cozy current gig or shop around. Dipping your toe in the job pool will likely result in a flurry of job offers. Time to put on an oh-so-stylish thinking cap!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Get a Room, Taurus

There’s a whole lotta love headed your way—think of it like the running of the bulls they do over in Pamplona, but played in reverse and 1000% more romantic. You’re a tantalizing Taurus and every Tom, Dick, and Harry will be looking to grab you by the horns. The abundance of passion in your relationship(s) will make for some steamy, intense encounters that are sure to leave a lasting impression on your heart and on your bedroom set.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Lift With Your Legs, Gemini

“Hmm, what if we move the couch over against the other wall?” “I saw the cutest coffee table online!” These are the kinds of discussions you’ll be having this autumn as you shift your focus to home renovations. Thank you for your service, ancient futon, but this journey has reached its conclusion. Get out your wallet and finally buy that new couch you’ve been crushing on, the one that’ll really tie the room together. Once you upgrade your living space, you’ll find it a most harmonious environment for intimate (and deeply-rewarding) conversations and connections.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Relaxation Time Has Arrived, Cancer

Fate called, she says you deserve a little extra R & R. Take this opportunity to hit the road, even if it’s just a short weekend trip, and find a new comfort zone. Your time away from the daily grind will be marked by easy-breezy interactions, impulsive romantic adventures, and some therapeutic mental decluttering. Once you’re fully refreshed and ready to get back to the office, you’ll find it soooo much easier to tackle that oh-so-tedious project that’s been tripping you up for so long.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Everything’s Coming Up Leo

We crunched the numbers, and it looks like you’re coming out ahead, Leo! In fact, your hard-earned dough seems like it’s going further than usual thanks to some truly deep discounts. Hold on, the news gets even better: You might not even have to reach for your wallet at all—it seems that you’ve got a not-so secret admirer with deep pockets! And where a not-so secret admirer with deep pockets goes, romantic intrigue is sure to follow. Just make sure to navigate your investments carefully, both your emotional and financial ones!

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Virgo, Have You Been Working Out?

Diet and exercise has got you looking fit and fabulous, Virgo. Whatever you’re doing, it’s working in a major way. In fact, you might need to update your wardrobe to align with your physical transformation—lucky for you, there are some huge sales going on right now that’ll save you a bundle. And well, as long as you’re saving money… it couldn’t hurt to complete the makeover with a visit to the stylist. But you don’t have to spend, spend, spend to look your best. Is there a vintage ensemble tucked away in the back of your closet, something that was just a little bit too tight (emphasis on was), waiting for a time to shine? The time is now!

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Libra, Watch Out Behind the Wheel

You’re constantly on the go, you’ve got more obligations before breakfast than most people do all day. You have places to be and things to do, but somewhere on that list, you need to include better time management! All this rushing around can lead to bad choices when you’re in the driver’s seat. It’s time to take a pause, being late to an appointment here or there isn’t the end of the world—whereas continuing to drive like a maniac actually might be the end of the world, at least for you! Even less catastrophic crashes can lead to costly repairs, so SLOW DOWN. Let everything else in your life take a backseat and take a minute to breathe!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Thank You For Being a Friend, Scorpio

You’ve got a raise on the way, but don’t go picking out hot tubs just yet! Unfortunately you also have another raise coming… in the realm of your expenses. So really, things are just going to balance out (Someone get Libra in here, they’ll love this!). Times are tough and money is tight, but friendship is free. Reach out to your most loyal friends and confidants for emotional support and a much-appreciated distraction from the financial stress going on in your life. You’ll stay smiling thanks to your gallant gal pals, and what’s this? It looks like some new romantic options might just waltz into your social sphere…

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Sagittarius, Your Energy Is Off the Charts!

The new planetary alignment will result in an impressive stamina boost for Sagittarians everywhere. This extra energy will compel you to excel in every realm—that means exponential efficiency at work, rigorous but rewarding workout routines, staggering athletic achievements, and attaining deep, meaningful connections in your personal life. Whoa, that’s a lot. But you’re ready for it, in fact, your cup runneth over. The more energy you expend, the more you’ll generate, and there’s no risk of burnout in sight. This chance doesn’t come around often, so out there and carpe your diem!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Let’s Explore, Capricorn

You need some new scenery, STAT. It’s time for an adventure to unfamiliar surroundings so that you might escape from the daily mundane. Now’s the perfect chance to learn about new cultures, try some exciting and colorful cuisines, and brush up on your linguistic skills. You’ll be surprised how easily you’re able to pick up a foreign language, as your capacity for absorbing knowledge will be expanded by the present alignment of the stars. And remember, you needn’t travel alone—bringing a beloved companion along for the ride will broaden both of your horizons and shake up your romantic life in ways you’re sure to find stimulating.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

This Girl Is on Fire!

Leaves are falling, colors are changing, and you’ve got a transformation of sorts in the cards too, Aquarian. However, it’s not your outward appearance that’ll change, no, your journey will be a romantic one. That relationship wherein you felt only a few meager sparks will be whipped up into a scintillating inferno! You’ll be driven by an intense yearning for physical, emotional, and intellectual exchange—and you’re sure to have some unforgettable experiences in the days to come, just make sure that you balance your desires with your expectations—however hard that might be!

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Get Your Game on, Pisces

In this season of change, you’ll find some new facets to your identity taking shape, especially in the athletic arena (like, literally, there are arenas involved). Your inner athlete is certain to shine through—you’ll set new personal records for achievement and experience some positive bodily effects along the way. Your power levels are off the charts and people will be magnetically drawn to you, resulting in numerous opportunities for romantic entanglements. Just don’t settle for superficial when true, profound connection is on the table!