Face the Strange Ch-Ch-Changes!
Scorpio Season Lustorascopes Are Here!
We’ve made it to Scorpio season and one thing is for certain—nothing! Your work life is set to shuffle like a deck of cards and luckily for you, everything is going to come up aces. A promotion, new job, new business, or just a chance to show off your megawatt talent is almost here, so be ready!
Your relationships are also poised for some positive changes thanks to extra time with the fam and earth-shakingly big conversations with your main squeeze. That probably sounds scary, but it won't be as long as you let your heart be your guide—has it ever steered you wrong? Well, OK, yes, there was one time which shall not be named, but what we mean to say is has it ever steered you wrong lately?
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Time to Meet Your Match, Aries
All the single Aries, all the single Aries, put your hands up! This next chapter of your lovelife is gonna be one to remember. Mark your calendar, you’re about to meet a MAJOR new figure in your romantic journey. Will they be the one or will they be for fun? That’s up to you! For those already attached, expect a period of harmony and tranquility marked by some new intellectual pursuits, which is, y’know, also nice, we suppose…
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Throw Caution to the Wind (Kinda)
You’ve got the courage, you’ve got the passion, it’s time to kick butt and take names (honestly, if you forget to take the names, it’s like, totally fine). Now’s the time to make a move and enjoy the rewards you’ve got coming, just don’t get carried away—whatever changes you make might just be permanent. While you’re carving that bold new path, an unexpected wave of nostalgia is gonna hit you in the feels, perhaps even rekindling old flames. Word to the wise: Cut back on the vino before you drunk text an ex.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
You’re All Revved Up, Gemini
Full speed ahead! You’ve got some wild oats in need of sowing (wink wink, nudge nudge… oh wait, that was already pretty straightforward), leading you to step, er, catapult, outside of your comfort zone for a little while and experience some exhilarating new pleasures. In terms of pants-on endeavors, this moment in time will deliver an abundance of artistic inspiration, the ideas will flow naturally like never before. The results of your gale-force creativity are sure to blow everyone away!
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Giving AND Receiving
You’ve been putting in extra hours at work for a while, but now you’ll finally get your just desserts—no, not cake, but rather a big, fat check. As for what you do with all that moolah (someone mentioned cake), this might be the perfect time for a home makeover! Cultivate your ideal space, your Babe Cave, if you will, with some cozy new furnishings to prepare for your “embracing comfort” era. You’re not getting sucked into petty work rivalries or family drama right now, no way! Save those for when it gets colder and you need something to be fired up about.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Lovely Leo
You’re exuding inner beauty and it looks fabulous on you. You’ve figured out an exercise routine that actually works for you and if asked, would reply that you feel exceptionally comfortable in your own skin, more so than you have in a long time. This burst of self-confidence is sure to attract some desirable attention from you-know-who! This is also the season of travel for Leos and you’re no exception, you’ll soon be headed out on a solo trip (not for business, just for pleasure) that will expand your view of the world both literally and figuratively.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
It’s Finally Within Your Grasp, Virgo
You know that special item that caught your eye a month or two ago? The one that keeps being too expensive or out of stock online? Well, get your credit card ready, because it’s back, and the deal you’re about to get on it is one for the record books. Just don’t break a nail when you slam that “add to cart” button! As you bask in your material victory, other parts of your life will also fall into place, particularly when it comes to romance. Attached Virgos will see their relationships grow closer than ever while singles are about to embark on exciting new dating adventures—just take it slow, your affectionate gestures might be misinterpreted at this time, despite your good intentions!
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Don’t Underestimate a Good Accessory
As you find yourself influenced by the position of Venus, the urge will emerge to adorn yourself with eye-catching accouterments that enhance your allure. Think jewelry, think scarves, think new hairstyles, anything that draws attention in an elegant way. But Venus is not done with you yet, Libra! The beautification knows no bounds and will extend to your home as well: blankets, throw pillows, a poppy new paint color, the works. Once complete, you and your house will be so irresistibly enchanting that friends and lovers will be drawn to you like a magnet. “Come into my parlor,” you’ll say, “‘cause it’s looking really fly!”
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Buy! Sell! Buy!
You might not put a lot of stock into stocks, but maybe it’s time you did, Scorpio! As a matter of fact, this would be a most fortuitous time to play the stock market, as there’s a major windfall coming and it’s got your name on it. Lucky for you, you’re also in a very decisive era of late and will make short work of what typically would be tough calls. Just make sure to put your phone down occasionally, as burnout is real. Schedule some downtime to protect your mental and physical health. There’s nothing wrong with playing hard, but your ability to bounce back from it is slightly hindered at this time. The last thing you need is to waste all your new cash on expensive medical bills!
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Friends Make It Possible, Sagittarius
People are instinctively drawn in by your vivacious, larger-than-life personality. That’s nothing new, that’s just you—here’s what’s different from your usual: This quality will result in some meaningful friendships blossoming. The abundance of new connections will enrich your outlook on life and lead to a major upgrade of your work situation. It all adds up to a tidal wave of positive vibes that will end up energizing you to the extreme and propelling you to excel at sports and exercise like never before. You’ve got game, dame! And looking fit AF while you play doesn’t hurt either…
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Fall Fatigue
You’re not feeling too hot, Capricorn, and that’s OK, it happens. Here’s how we fix it: Seek out some solitude, preferably where you can be outdoors and partake in some beautiful fall colors and aromas, if possible. You might consider adding some intellectual stimulation to your self-care routine so that when the time comes for you to emerge from your cocoon, it’ll be as a bountifully brainy butterfly! Bring on the puzzles, sudoku, and crosswords—your capacity for cognition will be shockingly evident to the higher-ups at work and there may just be a promotion in your future. What’s a five letter word for genius?
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Take a Hike, Aquarius
While many of your co-workers are infamous for letting little details fall through the cracks, you’ve got a superheroic tendency to recall even the most minute aspects of any given project. Good news, your diligence has been noticed and will be rewarded with a work trip! Note that it’s a work trip, so it’s not exactly a vacation, but at least you’ll get to take in some new scenery and enjoy some cute restaurants and coffee shops while you teleconference in to meetings. But when the working day is done, you know girls, they wanna have fun—and that’s exactly what you’re gonna do! Why not take in the flora and fauna with a guided nature walk?
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
You’ve Gotta Be Sincere, Pisces
It’s time to take the mic and stand up for yourself, sister! You’re not some pushover that gets stuck cleaning up everybody else’s mess, not anymore. Speak your truth with the utmost transparency and you will find your audience to be quite receptive for once! As a matter of fact, your professional, personal, and romantic relationships will transform to be much closer and more positive. Expect amazing results for your emotional wellbeing, workplace productivity, and the deeper-than-ever connection between you and your soulmate.
