The Planets Have Plans for You in 2025!
The Planets Have Plans for You in 2025!
The new year is just around the corner and there’s an interplanetary dance party going on above our heads: Jupiter’s in retrograde and Venus is squaring Uranus (go ahead and giggle at that one!). Let’s start with Jupiter—when the jovial giant turns inward, so too do we. It marks a time for introspection, when we evaluate our life goals and make big moves toward realizing our aspirations, and just in time for those New Year’s resolutions! Now as for Venus and how it pertains to Uranus 👀, this 90 degree interplay between the planets symbolizing love and change will result in… hmm, solve for x, carry the one… OK, yes, you guessed it, it’ll result in changes and upheaval for your love life! Read on to see the specific deets in regards to how your future is fated to unfurl over the holidays and into the new year!
Your relationships are also poised for some positive changes thanks to extra time with the fam and earth-shakingly big conversations with your main squeeze. That probably sounds scary, but it won't be as long as you let your heart be your guide—has it ever steered you wrong? Well, OK, yes, there was one time which shall not be named, but what we mean to say is has it ever steered you wrong lately?
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Embrace Change, Aries
Have you ever wondered what it feels like to be a caterpillar in a cocoon? Is the process of metamorphosis stressful? Painful, even? Well, you’re about to find out. The days ahead will be filled with tension, that much is true, but you’ll also get to experience a real transformation by the end—and how many people get to say that? And not for nothing, every last caterpillar that makes it to the other side comes out looking flat-out fabulous. A big part of the positive changes that are a-comin’ are centered on your romantic endeavors. We asked a zoomer about your current vibes and they were heard to remark, “This Star Sister’s rizz is bussin’, no cap.” As for your drip, it is apparently fire? We attempted to get some clarification, but they rode away too quickly on their Onewheel.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Pause and Reflect, Taurus
How’s your financial strategy faring these days? Is it seeming less like a strategy and more like a tragedy? Time to reassess and set new goals that line up more closely to your goals instead of somebody else’s. Now’s the time to let go of routines that no longer serve you—and we’re not just talking about the money stuff. Think about your daily habits with food, exercise, all of it. Listen to your body and adopt an adaptable approach. There are a whole lot of changes on the horizon when it comes to work and personal relationships—staying loose is your best path toward success in the future and more importantly, happiness in the present.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Enjoy the Boost, Gemini
You’re feeling electrified as the new year approaches, and this boundless energy is going to help you plow through that mound of work that’s been hanging over your head figuratively and congesting your desk literally for weeks now. And when you’re powered up for productivity, things don’t just get done, they are achieved with a truly unique creative flair that your professional contacts are sure to notice. You always hear people talking about being their authentic selves, but you don’t need the pep talk, it comes naturally to you, doesn’t it? Oh hey, don’t forget to save some of that passion for cranking up the thermostat in your romantic life—your partner will be most pleased!
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Work It, Cancer
Your work situation is headed for a tailspin (and you can thank Uranus for that one), so hold on to your hat! You’re gonna have to make some big decisions and you’re gonna have to make them quick. Just don’t settle for the same old solutions, the new year calls for new thinking and major innovations. You’ll soon discover that these potential disruptions are actually the opportunities for advancement your business so desperately needs. Some unexpected meetings (maybe at your work’s holiday party?) are guaranteed to shake up your personal life. Perhaps most shocking of all is the realization that what you're really looking for in a romantic partner is a true intellectual match. Embrace activities (game night, pub trivia, art museums, etc.) that can potentially reveal this quality in your partner (or potential partners for you single Cancers out there).
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Live in the Now, Leo
Has anyone ever told you that you’re stuck in the past? Have you been rocking the same clothes and hairstyle since high school? Do you ever feel like a decade (or two) has passed in the blink of an eye? If you just walked by a mirror and realized that your hair is styled into a Snooki Pouf, this message is for you: Out with the old, in with the new. Change is hard for everyone, but the more you’re able to purge things that just aren’t doing it anymore, the more room you’ll have for things that do. That goes for all areas of your life, by the way, not just your fashion, but also your work, relationships, diet, and personal habits. You’ve been using your old baggage like a crutch for long enough now. Kick what you can to the curb and rediscover your resilience.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
The New Frontier
Virgos like you typically prefer to do things by the book. Manuals, planners, and spreadsheets speak to you on a deep level. Well, we’ve got news for you, that book you prefer to do things by just pushed through a vital update when you plugged it in to charge—now none of the pages look the same and the cover has switched to dark mode. Hey, don’t blame us for this reversal of fortune, blame Uranus! While you breathe into that paper bag, try to consider that the great unknown might actually be called “great” for a reason. Look at all the upheaval that comes with this period in time as a big hunk of marble just waiting for you to sculpt it into a masterpiece. Sure, it feels comfortable to be in control, but it's only through facing a challenge that you can remember all that you’re capable of accomplishing.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Keep It Together, Libra
As an agent of balance, you’ve got your hands full dealing with the widescale reassessment that comes with a triple retrograde (Mars, Jupiter, and Uranus). We’d love to say that now’s a perfect time for you to take a restful vacation, but that’s just not the case. The truth is that your world needs you to be at the top of your game—your mental acuity needs to be on point and your cup needs to runneth over with physical vitality. Unfortunately, you can’t really count on the universe to deliver you the necessary energy this time, so it’s up to you to make up the difference through nourishing food, stimulating experiences, and plenty of exertion. We know, that new cozy PJ set you got for the holidays is looking mighty tempting, but you’ve got promises to keep and miles to go before you sleep!
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Pluto Power!
What’s this? A new planet is entering the arena! Well, an artist formerly known as a planet, you might say. It’s Pluto! Scorpios have a Pluto conjunct Sun heading your way on January 21 and the question at the top of your mind is probably something along the lines of, “Pluto conjunct Sun, what’s your function?” (New pun achievement unlocked!) The answer is that Scorpios like you can expect massive developments in their professional lives as a result. More than ever, you’ll feel the urge to align your job with your deep-seated values in a profound search for meaning. Not every job can easily line up with that level of lofty, if you yearn for more, it might be time to consider a new profession in the quest for your most authentic self.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Analyze Your Attachments
The reevaluation that comes with Jupiter’s retrograde is gonna have you thinking hard about the authenticity of your relationships. Yep, ‘tis the season for deep, honest conversations, boundary-setting, and establishing a basis for mutual respect. Y’know, easy stuff! OK, real talk, it’s a lot of hard work around the holidays, but it’s also a nice moment to pause and listen to your inner wisdom and make smart decisions that will guide you through the new year.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Upgrade Your Gray Matter
The push and pull from all the cosmic movement happening above and around us is creating a complicated obstacle course to navigate in the next few weeks, and it’s going to be even trickier for Capricorns since Mercury will be squaring Neptune. Note the combo there, Mercury and Neptune represent communication and intuition respectively, and their entanglement can result in mental fog. Just what you wanted for Christmas, right? What can you do to keep it together? Crossword puzzles, brainy hobbies, or joining a book club would all be excellent choices. Avoid spreading yourself too thin and allot plenty of time for rest and recharging. This is exactly the kind of self care that’s going to carry you through the new year in one piece!
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
What a Twist, Aquarius
Shocking surprises are fun in the movies, but what about in your love life? Let us explain. Here’s one last double entendre to add to your collection: Uranus is going to get direct and enter a harmonious sextile with Venus and Mars on January 30. Ya can’t make this stuff up, folks. What does it mean? Hell if we know! OK, just kidding, what it boils down to is that series of epic twists coming down the pike in your personal relationships, we were literally just talking about them, remember? You can safely expect the unexpected: Spontaneous declarations of love, creative date nights, and rampant intimate escapades are all in play. Buckle up, babe!
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Manage Your Moolah, Pisces
During this particularly busy time in the solar system, your financial situation is headed for a hiccup. Maybe twelve? Some surprising expenses are about to crop up that will require you to make some speedy adjustments to your cash stash. Like adjusting your piggy bank with a hammer. But it’s not all bad news, this time can also be one for revenue rebirth (it’d better be, right?). Revise your spending habits and take whatever pennies you’ve got left and invest them in some innovative opportunities. Your courage will pay off in a big way before too long, and once it happens, well, you can revise your spending yet again to include a little something sparkly!
